Whilst no one was looking

I picked my nose

Dug in real deep

And shot fireballs into the sky.

Today whilst no one was looking

I scratched my butt

It felt really good

What more could a man want on a hot summer day.

Today whilst no one was looking

I raised up one of my my laps slightly and farted into the homeless winds

The stench that oozed out of my rectum was really noxious

Why should a man such as I, harbor such poison inside me.


Today whilst no one was looking

I finished my food

Then licked my plate dry with my tongue

There was no need to wash the plate there after but don’t tell my wife anything.

Today whilst no one was looking

I went to war with a bone using a broom stick

I burrowed deep and sucked that sucker dry

I later sat back congratulating myself saying “Ol’boy, you are doing well”.

Today when no one was looking

I told the girl standing next to me that you were weeing into the pool

She asked me how I knew

Your face ma’am, I know how relieving it can be as I was doing the same thing too.

Today, whilst no one was looking

I sneaked into my wife’s room, put on her wig and make up

Then I went to the mirror and made duck faces at myself

“A little foolishness” my head said, “makes you know you are alive but jobless”.

Today whilst no one was looking

I danced azonto and zanku

No one was there to witness my awesome moves

That really made me feel alive for the first time in a long time 😝😝😝.


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I hope you enjoyed this poem. So, what did you do when no one was watching? I wonder? Don’t be ashamed. Hit me with it in the comments section. Let’s all have a little laugh. Happy weekend.

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Lina · July 18, 2020 at 6:10 am

Lol πŸ˜‚ guilty of a few πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

    Ovyay · July 18, 2020 at 6:16 am

    🀝thanks jare for being truthful πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Ifeanyi Uwaegbu · July 18, 2020 at 6:39 am

Some of those things can not be told, all thanks goes to our God who only knows all hidden things.

    Ovyay · July 18, 2020 at 6:46 am

    Haha, I understand or along backπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

KG · July 18, 2020 at 6:39 am

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. I choose to remain decent🀣🀣🀣

    Ovyay · July 18, 2020 at 6:47 am

    Hmm, God is with you o πŸ˜‚

Ovis · July 18, 2020 at 7:42 am

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ No Comment Oooo

    Ovyay · July 18, 2020 at 7:50 am

    Some things are sacred🀣🀣🀣

Babajide Olusanya · July 18, 2020 at 10:49 am

The things we do when no one is watching

    Ovyay · July 18, 2020 at 11:18 am

    Yes o. We can’t say it all πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Nwosu Promise · July 18, 2020 at 11:25 am


    Ovyay · July 18, 2020 at 11:34 am


Femare · July 18, 2020 at 11:31 am

Hilarious, happens to the best of us, in the real world . Thanks for sharing sir.

    Ovyay · July 18, 2020 at 11:32 am

    You are welcome πŸ™πŸ™

Bunmi · July 18, 2020 at 12:06 pm


    Ovyay · July 18, 2020 at 12:08 pm


    Regina Ofonime johnson · July 19, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    So interesting, I can’t stop laughing since yesterday, is really the mirror of our lives, thanks daddy great work and more grace.

      Ovyay · July 19, 2020 at 7:48 pm

      Amen. Thanks for commenting Sis Reg.

Dabira · July 18, 2020 at 6:54 pm

Licking plate dry when no one is looking: πŸ•΅οΈ..πŸ™‹πŸ˜Ή

    Ovyay · July 18, 2020 at 7:15 pm

    Correct πŸ‘πŸ‘

idemudia Godspower · July 18, 2020 at 7:55 pm

The “Homeless wind” part cracked me up big time. I couldn’t help laughing. Thank you sir for making my day

    Ovyay · July 18, 2020 at 8:14 pm

    My pleasure. God bless you jare Bishop.

'tamborinist' · July 25, 2020 at 8:20 pm

singing with my sweet voice……..when no one was looking or even hearing .

    Ovyay · July 25, 2020 at 8:22 pm

    Princiiii 😳😳

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