Na we way be dat.

Being innocent doesn’t immunize anyone from facing hassles

Neither does saying “God is my witness” mean anything to the reprobate mind

My hands are clean” does not guarantee safety in the day of war

Running away is also not the antidote to the wickedness of witchcraft

I sabi the Governor” is the security for the deluded

I am a self-made man” the utterance of fools

That girl is a small girl, I can handle her”, is the river that kills ignorant giants

I will, I will”, makes the lazy man own castles built in the air

Tomorrow, tomorrow” is the gospel of the debtor to the creditor

All die na die”, says the man who doesn’t know he has been captured

You try, even set, God know say you try” is the encouragement given to losers

No problem”, says the man who has huge problems

Your clothes are ready, come tomorrow” says the tailor who hasn’t touched your material

I am coming” is what the Nigerian says when he is going

Oga you dey enjoy o”, says the man who is eyeing your wife

The place is not far, just there” is how a journey of ten kilometres is introduced to the stranger.

I dey very close” says the man who has not left his house.

SELAH.

To read another ogbonge tok tok mash ground for here Mumu man wey dey beat woman

What else can you add? Talk to me in the comments section.

Una doo


10 Comments

Benedicta Saroh · January 26, 2021 at 4:23 am

Funny but true

    Ovyay · January 26, 2021 at 4:27 am

    Yes o πŸ˜‚

    Femare · January 27, 2021 at 2:43 pm

    Shine your eye, reality of this life. Nice one sir, thanks for sharing.

      Ovyay · January 27, 2021 at 4:32 pm

      Correct βœ…

KG · January 26, 2021 at 7:09 am

It is well, when it is not well at all. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

    Ovyay · January 26, 2021 at 8:34 am

    Abi oπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Ovis · January 26, 2021 at 7:20 am

“Don’t Tell Anybody Oh” says the number one Gossip

    Ovyay · January 26, 2021 at 8:34 am

    Haha. You nailed it. I will add it to the thread

Olabisi seun · January 30, 2021 at 12:45 pm

πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ na true talk, l am strong when you know you are feeling fine.

    Ovyay · January 30, 2021 at 2:47 pm

    Abi o πŸ˜‚

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