Jejely, naim I tanda for my door, dey drink my àgbo
I com sight winch man where im dey cry like tata
The woman wey im dey always beat dey there dey tell am sorry
I kuku know sabi who collect im buscuits o .
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Two days before, I was standing at this same door
Jejely thinking of how I go buy my Bugatti Veyron moto
Naim gbas gbos com begin again from their house
The shameless fool had started pummelling his beautiful wife again.
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We rushed there
But he had already given her a swollen eye
Landlord told him to pack out
But to my surprise, the woman went and begged on his behalf.
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He beats her as if he is jealous of her beauty
A woman so mesmerising and intricately put together
Yellow as a sunset and fine as wine
Compared to dat man wey resemble wetin dem assemble for friday evening when everybody dey hurry to go house.
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Deliberately he attempts to ruin her smile and her looks
Imagine wickedly, he threw punches at her pure white teeth
Unable to break them, he made her heart-shaped lips swell up
Then he tried to gouge out her well set blacknificient eyes but failed.
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Na so I tanda for my door
Jejely eating boli àti èpà
Baba Kamo com tell me say dem dey beat evil spirit for road o
E been dey drag change with conductor.
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Trust my compound people
Aunty Patty, Odeku, Yusuf , Baba Kamo nobody moved to rescue him
Na so dem tanda for dia doormot dey form busy
that day
Till the fight finish and two of im teeth fall out of parade.
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The next day as I Jejely dey look, I com see the thing wey pain me
There he was crying like tata
And the woman he used to beat was massaging his bloated face with hot water
I wanted to go and take it from her and do it for him well well
But my wife suspecting plan, com say make I leave, as d man don suffer too much.
SELAH.
To read another Poem Mother, what do I do?
Make una no vex say we no rescue the man. Everybody bin dey busy Naim make. I hope you enjoyed this Prosetry. Comment below make I see.
Till next time.
Buy garri, before you buy data.
Una do o.
15 Comments
KG · August 1, 2020 at 5:55 am
😂😂😂😂🤣.
Ovyay · August 1, 2020 at 5:56 am
👌👌🤣
Oladunjoye oluwaseun · August 1, 2020 at 5:58 am
Wow, so funny Weldon sir.
Ovyay · August 1, 2020 at 5:59 am
Thanks jare, Iya Prof.
Ovis · August 1, 2020 at 7:20 am
He Collected His Beating Jejely 😂😂. First To Do No Dey Pain
Ovyay · August 1, 2020 at 7:22 am
Yes o 😂😂😂
agina emeka · August 1, 2020 at 7:54 am
First to do e no dey pain, second to do eye dey red…
Ovyay · August 1, 2020 at 7:55 am
Yes o, Bro Emeka 🤣🤣
Femare · August 6, 2020 at 11:43 pm
I laughed out really loud. Hilarious thanks sir for sharing.
Ovyay · August 7, 2020 at 5:55 am
You are welcome
Adanma Okoroafor · August 17, 2020 at 9:57 pm
African women can be so amazing. Even when they are maltreated they still put up with it. A little wack on his ego isn’t a bad thing. It will teach him a lasting lesson. Let’s keep forming busy🤣🤣🤣
Dabira · August 1, 2020 at 9:28 pm
🤣🤣.. “everybody form busy”.. typical Nigeria 😅
Ovyay · August 1, 2020 at 9:31 pm
Yes o. That’s our way.
Regina Ofonime johnson · August 2, 2020 at 3:49 pm
That serves him well well good, he go enter his shell small and behave well next time.
Ovyay · August 2, 2020 at 3:51 pm
Hahaha. You are Correct joo