Creepy from the get go A place suited for shady dealings Come in, go out, no questions asked This is my hotel, no, it ain’t a brothel. **************’********* I hated the place at first sight I don’t think it loved me either Circumstances decided my being there Situation chose me, Read more…
Tomorrow I would buy a balloon Fill it with all my heartaches, nerve-aches and headaches Then go to an open field to release it Then watch my pains float away in the wind. Maybe I should wait for the rain. Heavy downpours that become floods Then dump my pains into Read more…
Some Nigerians have interesting names. Some were named based on the circumstances surrounding their birth. Some names are like a sentence, subjecting the bearer to a life of interrogations or outright mockery. Such names run out of runway space when forms are being filled. Fasten your seat belts, this is Read more…
I tanda for my doormot dey browse my dream Bugatti Veyron moto I com see Odeku run go wear knicker Wan fight woman To show say im be man. ************************ Dis mumu man no get sense o You no sabi who woman be She be descendant of Eve The Mama Read more…
I dey my doormot, dey look rain wey dey fall, stop and start again Naim I come tell the rain Bros, see wetin you cause for ya self Common to fall, you no sabi again. *******’**************** Night don come Everywhere dey dudu Wey the moon nau Abi im don begin Read more…
Peppery bowls, the harbinger of watery eyes The reward of interacting with the spicy, the intense and the tasty Send Mama’s boys away to feed on cake and vanilla ice-cream While valiant men kiss the badge and put on Jersey. Game on, the table is set for battle Gather the Read more…
Ah ìyàn funfun, king of the swallows beckoned to me in Ekiti man’s land I must heed your call before I enter Ado Èkìtì Gastric juices don dey para for man belle Your union with ọbẹ̀ egusi, omu ẹran and ọ̀kẹ́rẹ́ patiently submerged in ọbẹ̀ ata river, no man can Read more…
Land of the dancing fountains The melting pot of beautiful engineering and artistry Grandeur in the embrace of excellence Welcome to Dubai. How can I forget the dazzling night lights of the Marina Or of Camel riding in the desert Beautiful concrete jungles everywhere I strayed off course whilst counting Read more…
Covid – 19, just dey ya dey. All dis wan wey you dey para for road, na ya sef you go kill. Ya egungun don enter express. Na to peme remain. I put you on lockdown and kwarantine you to hell faya till lailai in Jesus name Glorified. Amen. One Read more…
Man is never satisfied. “The question: ‘At what point is my ego finally satisfied?’ The answer: ‘At no point’. And that is the point.” ― Craig D. Lounsbrough Have you ever seen a discontented butterfly Saying “life was great when I was a caterpillar” “Oh the good old days and Read more…